May 2013
64 posts
slayoncee:
just thinking about Gaga and Beyoncé coming out with new music this year is just enough to make me feel sorry for all the other artists because nobody will give a flying fuck about them when the queens come out AND SLAY THE CHARTS AND EVERY AWARD SHOW AND EVERY RED CARPET EVENT AND ALBUM SALES AND RADIO STATIONS AND MUSIC VIDEOS AND THE WORLD
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
k1mkardashian:
if i was a criminal i would commit all of my crimes in drag so if surveillance cameras caught my face i would look completely different and the only evidence i would leave behind would be like a strand of wig hair and maybe a press-on nail
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
herrschtick:
the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it
me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry
fluent-in-lesbianism:
forsciencejohn:
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
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the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
notincourt:
come on gaga do something, we have nothing to edit!@@
Be patient! Mother Monster wants to come back with a vengeance. She’s not gonna forgive herself for letting us down , so everything has to be P E R F E C T before she even steps a foot back on the scene.
lullabysounds:
It’s really weird thinking about how every person you walk by has a name and a personality and a group of friends you’ll never know and a messed up family or an awesome family or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed or are having the best or worst day of their life. There are a lot of people around and I’ll hardly know any of them.
